Obscene and political jokes #1
Obama said yesterday that “the US fails to understand intelligence.”What was his first clue? For me, it was the success of Carrottop.
The FBI, CIA, and NSA are still trying to effectively sort and share information about violent threats… but it’s going VERY slowly. Yesterday they told Obama they think someone in Dallas is going to shoot JR Ewing.
Tia Tequila’s girlfriend, Casey Johnson, just died. The Autopsy will show that she just got ahold of a bad clam.
Dick Cheney’s still bitchin’ about Obama. Y’know Cheney’s never going to have an honest bone in his body until he gets sodomized by Gay Zombie Abe Lincoln.
What’s all this fuss about Underwear bombs? When I’m eating Mexican food, I must get them 4 or 5 times a week!
I’ve discovered a cure for my lifelong clinical depression: SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA! I fell down a fire escape drunk, and once the scabs formed, I was a changed man! My mood is terrific now, but the Q-tips keep coming out red…
My nervous system has bonded with my cable system. I only have to blink 187 times in a row to get to the Playboy channel. Outside of the constant retinal tearing, it’s really worth it. Of course, my eyes are bloody by that time, but if I just imagine that Jenna Jameson is a redhead, I can still get my business done!
