#2:I call my dick…

I call my dick “the economy,” because it doesn’t get all the new jobs it needs every month, and I have yet to see that rapid growth that we ALL need so desperately.

I call my dick “Avatar,” because it’s been in production for years, it’s in 3-D, and I can’t afford for it to flop.

I also call my dick “Titanic,” because Kate Winslet needs to go down on it.

I call my dick “Kanye West,” because it’s always standing up at the wrong times.

I call my dick “Rush Limbaugh,” because… well, because they’re BOTH dicks.

I call my dick “Cheney,” because it shot me in the face once.

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